Okay, I know this is Miss America and all, but Katie Stam from Indiana should have not been crowned while wearing this dress. She didn't even wear the right shoes! Only exquisite lucite heels could properly compliment this elegant ensemble. It's like her mom bought this dress when she was a little girl and said, "One day my baby will wear this gorgeous gown to the shotgun wedding of her dreams!" Unfortunately, the shotgun wedding hasn't happened yet, so she wore it to the Miss America pageant instead. This dress just confirmed that the whole Miss America crap is still sitting comfortably in the mid 1980s and refuses to move. It kind of sucks that I missed the whole mess on TV. It always makes for good entertainment while you're bonging.